What do the roles of a U-Boat Captain, Arnold Schwarzenegger and a Baron named “Wolfgang von Wolfhaus” have in common? Jürgen Prochnow!

Best known for his groundbreaking role as the Captain Henrich Lehmann-Willenbrock in Das Boot, Prochnow has oscillated between some really good productions such as The English Patient and Dune to a questionable string of made-for-TV movies. He is, however, one of those guys that immediately brings either an enormous amount of stress or a calamitous calm. Which is really to say that he plays mostly two characters with minor variations: either he’s playing a modified Das Boot captain under attack, stressed out of his mind, or a modified Das Boot Captain with a mystery look bordering on depression. Interestingly enough, the former seems to be most prevalent in his American ventures, while the latter in the German ones.
This last point is best demonstrated by the name of his unofficial US fan club: The Jürgen Prochnow Watchdog Society Fan Club, whose official motto is: “ALAAAAAAAAAAARM”. In Germany, however, he’s often referred to as “Das Pokerface”
As a side note, Prochnow, along with Clive Owen and a couple of others, appeared in one of my favorite computer games ever–Privateer II:The Darkening.
Watch him in: Das Boot (the original, 4 1/2 hour uncut TV version), Dune, The English Patient, Wing Commander (oh c’mon, I’m a gaming nerd–give me a break. And Saffron Burrows ain’t all bad either.)
Don’t bother with: Judge Dredd (“I AM THE LAW”–classic!), Beverly Hills Cop II, Anything with “(TV)” next to the entry on his IMDb page.